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Automatic Punk

by The Wayward Woman

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Michael Sheridan
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Michael Sheridan Ruthing , Ralphing , Projectile stealthing,
Till I’m grey driving your Porcelain Bus _!..! Favorite track: You Make me Wanna Spew.
picsbypeter
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picsbypeter A boppy, funky sound combining punk, pop and techno to great effect.
Relatable lyrics for anyone who has lived in the modern world. Definitely worth more than the asking price. Favorite track: Can I give you a Kiss for your Birthday?.
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1.
Anne 00:55
I know this really cool chic called Anne She don't take shit from no man She stings like a bee and she walks like a beast I wouldn't want to be at the end of her fist Oh Anne Anne yes I can Anne Anne yes I can I can Oh Anne Anne yes I can Anne Annie yes I can Well, she's a firebomb baby with long red hair She knows how to fight and she knows how to swear She's a genuine Goddess without a damn care She's got fucking style and she's got fucking flair Oh Anne Anne yes I can Anne Anne yes I can I can Oh Anne Anne yes I can Anne Annie yes I can
2.
Army Boots 01:01
I may wear army boots but I aint no fascist I may wear army boots but I aint no fascist I may wear army boots but I aint no fascist come up and see me some time I may have short hair but I aint no racist I may have short hair but I aint no racist I may have short hair but I aint no racist I know we'll get along fine I may fuck women but I aint no sexist I may fuck women but I aint no sexist I may fuck women but I aint no sexist I know we'll have a good time I may no nothing but I aint no nihilist I may no nothing but I aint no nihilist I may no nothing but I aint no nihilist Everything will be fine I may wear army boots but I aint no fascist I may wear army boots but I aint no fascist I may wear army boots but I aint no fascist come up and see me some time
3.
Got a pink Mohawk Got a bullet belt I've got a snarl That's made in hell Got a leather jacket With lots of studs Got an attitude That says get fucked Hate capitalism Won't work for the man Smash up your house Just as fast as I can Shit on your floor Piss in your bath You'll have to deal With my aftermath I like to get drunk I like to swear Spend a lot of time Putting up my hair I'll wreck your car I'll steal your cash Cause you're bourgeois And I think you're trash Leopard print, tartan, safety pins Band Patches, bum flaps, ain't no sin I Listen to music that's really fast Life is short it's not meant to last I can be rude just as much as I choose I spit on you and your normie shoes I tell other people they dress like junk I tell other people they'll never be free I tell other punks they've got it wrong You might think you're a punk But you're not punker than me Automatic punk Automatic punk Automatic punk Just add water Automatic punk Automatic punk Automatic punk Just add water Just add water Just add water
4.
My hair was up when I went out last night But I got into a fight, so now it's down I had fun and now I haven't got none So, buy me a beer Buy me a beer Buy me a beer Please Buy me a beer Buy me a beer Buy me a beer Please I went to a gig smelling like a pig And I met this guy who said he was bi But I couldn't take the risk in sucking his dick So, buy me a beer Buy me a beer Buy me a beer Please Buy me a beer Buy me a beer Buy me a beer Please I went to the corner looking for some dope But the guy on the corner said I has no hope Cause there was no dope on the corner for sale So I went to the pub, try and scab me an ale So, buy me a beer Buy me a beer Buy me a beer Please Buy me a beer Buy me a beer Buy me a beer Please
5.
Can I give you a kiss? Can I give you a kiss? Can I give you a kiss for your birthday? Can I give you a kiss? Can I give you a kiss? Can I give you a kiss for your birthday? Haven't known you very long But I'm writing you this song Because it's your birthday And I like you If we ever go astray We will always stay this way You'll be you and I'll be me that's true Can I give you a kiss? Can I give you a kiss? Can I give you a kiss for your birthday? Can I give you a kiss? Can I give you a kiss? Can I give you a kiss for your birthday? I know that you're still young at heart I noticed you right form the start you stood out from the others like you should Wisdom has become your friend May your good times never end Age with beauty and love in your heart Can I give you a kiss? Can I give you a kiss? Can I give you a kiss for your birthday? Can I give you a kiss? Can I give you a kiss? Can I give you a kiss for your birthday? Can I give you a kiss? Can I give you a kiss? Can I give you a kiss for your birthday? Can I give you a kiss? Can I give you a kiss? Can I give you a kiss for your birthday?
6.
I went to a party There were lots of people there People of all ages And different lengths of hair I walked around the room for a while And never once did I frown There I saw an empty chair And I knew that I had to sit down is anyone sitting in that chair? is anyone sitting in that chair, honey? is anyone sitting in that chair? If they're not, can I have hit? And if they're not, can I use it? And if they're not, can I sit on it? And if they're not... I went to a disco The music there was really bad But I hung around for a while and it made me feel really sad Ther were lots of people there Kissing and holding hands There I saw an empty chair and I knew I wouldn't have to stand Is anyone sitting in that chair? Is anyone sitting in that chair, honey? Is anyone sitting in that chair? If they're not, can I have hit? And if they're not, can I use it? And if they're not, can I sit on it? And if they're not... is anyone sitting in that chair? is anyone sitting in that chair, honey? is anyone sitting in that chair? If they're not, can I have hit? And if they're not, can I use it? And if they're not, can I sit on it? And if they're not... These chairs are made for sitting And that's just what they'll do One of these days these chairs are gonna sit all over you
7.
James 00:37
James James How could I forget your name? James James How could I forget your name? James James How could I forget your name? You fucked up you fucking spunk You fucked up you fucking spunk James James How could I forget your name? James James How could I forget your name? James James How could I forget your name? You fucked up you fucking spunk You fucked up you fucking spunk James James How could I forget your name? James...
8.
Jimmy is a Wallflower Jimmy is a Wallflower Jimmy is a Wallflower Yeah Yeah Yeah Jimmy is a Wallflower Jimmy is a Wallflower Jimmy is a Wallflower Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah When Jimmy goes to a party he never has any fun When Jimmy goes to a party he doesn't talk to anyone Jimmy is a Wallflower Jimmy is a Wallflower Jimmy is a Wallflower Yeah Yeah Yeah Jimmy is a Wallflower Jimmy is a Wallflower Jimmy is a Wallflower Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah When Jimmy goes to a pub he's always on his own Standing in the corner talking on his mobile phone Jimmy is a Wallflower Jimmy is a Wallflower Jimmy is a Wallflower Yeah Yeah Yeah Jimmy is a Wallflower Jimmy is a Wallflower Jimmy is a Wallflower Yeah Yeah Yeah Jimmy is a Wallflower Jimmy is a Wallflower Jimmy is a Wallflower Yeah Yeah Yeah Jimmy is a Wallflower Jimmy is a Wallflower Jimmy is a Wallflower Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Oh Jimmy...
9.
I've got bad nicotine stains on my fingers I've got bad nicotine stains on teeth I've got yellow hair don't care I've got yellow hair I don't care I've got yellow hair I don't care I've got bad nicotine stains on my fingers I've been smoking too many of those cigarettes What you gonna do? What you gonna do? What you gonna do? What you gonna do? I've got bad nicotine stains on my fingers I've got bad nicotine stains on toes I've got orange hair don't care I've got orange hair I don't care I've got orange hair I don't care What you gonna do? What you gonna do? What you gonna do? What you gonna do?
10.
Well, I was standing in the pub Waiting at the bar And this boy was in the corner Looking over from afar And he came over to me and said Your friend looks really nice Then he said Hey baby, what's the dice? That boy over there likes you Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah That boy over there likes you Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah He really wants to fuck you Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And he really wants to suck you Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Well, he came over to me And he thought he'd have a rave And then he noticed that my head was shaved And then he thought that I was a dyke And then he thought better get on my bike That boy over there likes you Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah That boy over there likes you Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah He really wants to fuck you Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And he really wants to suck you Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Well I said to my friend Hey that boy's a bit if a loser And then I said to my friend Hey that boy's a bit if a chooser Cause instead of talking to you He's been talking to me To wanna be with that boy You'd have to be off your fucking tree That boy over there likes you Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah That boy over there likes you Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah He really wants to fuck you Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And he really wants to suck you Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
11.
I've been waiting around Waiting around for something to do I've been waiting around Waiting for a Chic like you Waiting for a Chic like you Cause you're so fucking cool Waiting for a Chic like you Waiting for a Chic like you Short, Skinny, Tall Anyway you fall baby I don't really mind Bald, long hair baby I don't really care As long as you're satisifed Repeat x 2
12.
You make me wanna spew Every time I see your fucking face Your manner and your looks I find really outta place You treat everyone like they're an inferior race You make me wanna spew Your conversation bores me and it gives me the shits The way you treat others you think you are the Ritz Your negativity and attitude they really are the pits You make me wanna spew You make me wanna spew Spew, chuck, vomit, barf Spew, chuck, vomit, barf Spew, chuck, vomit, barf You make me wanna spew You make me wanna spew You make me wanna spew Spew, chuck, vomit, barf Spew, chuck, vomit, barf Spew, chuck, vomit, barf You make me wanna spew
13.
When I open my mouth and the shit comes out I always look away That's when I say I'll never do it again That will be someday I've tried so many times before It's always been in vain I guess my mouth just thinks before my brain Why do I talk so much? Why do I open my mouth? Why do I talk so much? Just to get things out I know I speak my mind that's true Do you want something less? I got something to say to you That's ok I guess Ok, 1, 2, diddly iddly after you But everything is turning to a mess Why do I talk so much? Why do I open my mouth? Why do I talk so much? Just to get things out

about

This punk-inspired album has been a long time in the making as many of the songs were written in the mid-1990s and are only being released for the first time.

With titles like 'Anne', ‘Buy me a Beer’, 'That Boy Over There Likes You’, 'Is Anyone Sitting in That Chair?’, ‘Nicotine Stains’ and the title song ‘Automatic Punk’, every song has the potential to be a HIT on its own.

With a punchy, poppy, post-punk feel, this synth-punk album is just under 20 minutes in length and consists of 13 tracks, with the longest song playing at 2.21.

This album is a total DIY experience. Each song was created synthetically by The Wayward Woman using an iPad and Garage Band and was recorded in her living room on a RODE microphone and mixed and mastered on her computer using a combination of the programs ‘Soundtrap’ and ‘Bandlab’.

Additional lyrics on 'James' and 'That Boy Over There Likes You' by Kylie Greer.

Backing vocals are by the legendary deathpunk singer Paula Damnzal (Velvet Hammer, Küntsquäd), punk stalwart and crust punk singer Bucky (Warpspasm, Y Not), Delwyn Innes (Y Not) and Kylie Greer.

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released August 15, 2023

Album cover artwork by The Wayward Woman and DAZ

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The Wayward Woman Melbourne, Australia

The Wayward Woman creates electronic music that is edgy, original and comes from lived experience.
It is a total DIY experience.

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